Monday, May 4, 2009

Sore, Milky Boobs

Dear Jesus Talk Time:
My son is 2 years and 2 months and he loves to nurse; however, I am sometimes too distracted, irritated, etc and think it would be good to wean him. My older son is four and we stopped nursing when I was pregnant and he was two, my nipples were so sore and he was willing to stop since I wasn't producing much milk. Should I stop letting my 2 year-old nurse?
-Lactating in Louisiana

Dear Lactating
Holy shit! WTF is wrong with you?!? Boobs aren't for little kids, you fuckin' perv!! They're for grown men and women to fondle! UGH!!! I think I'm gonna be sick!
Thanks for being a loyal follower! Love ya!
-Jesus H. Christ

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