Thursday, May 14, 2009

Sometimes it isn't meant to be.

Dear Jesus,
I have a boyfriend who barely talks to me. We never see each other and he never e-mails me. It's like he’s ignoring me for some reason. I don't know what to do. A lot of my friends say that he doesn't like me but I don’t believe them. What do you think I should do? Do you think I should dump him?
-Alex Forrest

Dear Alex,
Is this the kind of boyfriend who you only see in passing, and who at night you watch through his bedroom window with a pair of high powered night vision binoculars? If so, then you are what we call a "stalker". If not, then you must be ugly or boring. Either way, he doesn't like you.

Loving you from a safe distance,
Jesus H. Christ

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