tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-640970691865984952024-02-08T01:53:44.839-08:00Jesus TalkJesus H. Christhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05461000336659706682noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64097069186598495.post-62953207906413895092009-06-05T07:26:00.000-07:002009-06-05T07:52:06.637-07:00Let's get Biblical! Biblical! I wanna get Biblical!<span style="font-size:-1;"><span style="font-family:Andale Mono;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Dear Jesus,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"> I can't seem to make sense of this video:</span><br /><br /><a style="font-style: italic;" rel="nofollow" class="moz-txt-link-freetext" target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFkeKKszXTw"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1244211974_0">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFkeKKszXTw</span></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"> Is this true? Is my one wife is not enough?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"> Confused,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"> One Man & One Woman?</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">Dearest One,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">The Bible was written by men who had my father's words flow through their arms to their quills, or chisels, or crayons, or whatever the fuck they used to write with. There is no room for interpretation there. Clearly, if you are straight, you should be married to as much poon tang as you can shake your schlong at. But no gay marriage. If there's a girl you like who doesn't like you back, go ahead and rape her. Then she'll have to marry you. But no gay marriage. Got a sexy maid? Bang her while your wife watches. But no gay marriage. How about that hot sister of yours? Nail her! But no gay marriage. Not able to get it up anymore. Let your son step up to bat with your wife. But....no....gay....marriage.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">Now, if you want my opinion, I say that's some fucked up shit there. I mean, where's the bible verses about birth defects due to inbreeding, or about how maybe the girl who was raped doesn't want to marry her rapist. The sexy maid thing doesn't sound so bad, as long as all three of you are into it. But what the fuck does it matter if someone uses the word "marriage" when two people who love each other, who happen to have the same genitalia, want to join themselves together in life? It's not like the word "marriage" doesn't get used for other things, like companies working together, or the toppings on a pizza, or the combination of features on a DVD player.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">Last but not least, my father is a gaping cockhole. Fuck you dad!</span></span> <br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: right; font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">Polyamourously Yours,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">Jesus H. Christ</span><br /></div>Jesus H. Christhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05461000336659706682noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64097069186598495.post-65060400350432085882009-05-15T13:28:00.000-07:002009-05-15T13:34:14.994-07:00Money is the root of all happiness<span style="font-style: italic;">J'man...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Jesus juice. God particle. The Jesus Lizard. Jesus Christ Superstar. this is just to name a few.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">There seem to be a lot of people who use your guys names in other connotations or for monetary gain. Does this bother you ? Are you a sell-out or corporate shill, just giving up your "brand" to the highest bidder ? Are you at least getting a kick-back ? And if you are making a profit, shouldn't you be giving it back to your investors i.e. your worshippers ? Or are you just building a really kick-ass house on the west coast with your "product placement" dirty money ?</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right; font-style: italic;">warm regards,<br /></div><div style="text-align: right; font-style: italic;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Financially Unique Child Kindly Trying to Ascertain Real Dynamics</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fucktard,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Money makes the world go 'round. If you have a commodity that people want to buy, who am I to judge you for selling?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">My point is, Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save your soul, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much.</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Blatantly Stealing Lines from Wall Street,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jesus H. Christ</span><br /></div></div></div>Jesus H. Christhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05461000336659706682noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64097069186598495.post-36560505649968198842009-05-14T13:39:00.000-07:002009-05-14T13:43:29.825-07:00Sometimes it isn't meant to be.<span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size:100%;">Dear Jesus,<br />I have a boyfriend who barely talks to me. We never see each other and he never e-mails me. It's like he’s ignoring me for some reason. I don't know what to do. A lot of my friends say that he doesn't like me but I don’t believe them. What do you think I should do? Do you think I should dump him?<br /></span></span><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-style: italic;">-Alex Forrest</span><br /></div><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dear Alex,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Is this the kind of boyfriend who you only see in passing, and who at night you watch through his bedroom window with a pair of high powered night vision binoculars? If so, then you are what we call a "stalker". If not, then you must be ugly or boring. Either way, he doesn't like you.</span><br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: right; font-weight: bold;">Loving you from a safe distance,<br />Jesus H. Christ<br /></div><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><br /></span></span>Jesus H. Christhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05461000336659706682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64097069186598495.post-6721021384916971372009-05-11T14:11:00.000-07:002009-05-11T14:18:48.451-07:00Hotter Than Hell<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;font-family:'trebuchet ms';font-size:100%;" >I have a Carrier A/C <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1242076182_0">condenser unit model</span> 38CKB036. The fan on the unit recently started running continuously, and runs at about 400-500 RPM vs. the rated 1500 RPM. The only way I can stop it is to cut the power at the disconnect. I have replaced the dual run capacitor with no effect and have removed and cleaned / check the contactor. Any idea what can cause this? I am a bit surprised that there is power to the fan when the contacts are open.</span><div style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=";font-family:'trebuchet ms';font-size:100%;" ><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></span></div><div style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=";font-family:'trebuchet ms';font-size:100%;" ><span class="Apple-style-span"> Thanks !!</span></span></div><div style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=";font-family:'trebuchet ms';font-size:100%;" ><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=";font-family:'trebuchet ms';font-size:100%;" ><span class="Apple-style-span"><span style="font-style: italic;">- Cant Understand this Non-working Tech</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dear C.U.N.T.,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Try adding a household lubricant, such as Vaseline or WD-40 to the contactor pegs. Over time, the friction from turning on and off can cause the parts to remain in the on, or the off position. If this does not work, it might be time to call your local priest or pastor to cast the demons out of your A/C unit. Should this still not work, and the demon causes your priest to kill himself, your only option is a new unit.</span><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:'trebuchet ms';font-size:100%;" class="Apple-style-span" >Your Heavenly Handyman,<br />Jesus H. Christ<span class="Apple-style-span"></span></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style=";font-family:'trebuchet ms';font-size:130%;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:16;"></span></span></div></div>Jesus H. Christhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05461000336659706682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64097069186598495.post-1049951298449572092009-05-07T12:23:00.000-07:002009-05-15T07:15:52.055-07:00Incest is Best (if you're a backwoods fuckup.)<span style="font-style: italic;">Dear Jesus,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">I'm almost ashamed to write this, but I have an addiction. Every morning, before I take my shower, I slap my ham to Mother/Sister incest porn. Afterward, I beat myself with a leather belt. It has a metal buckle that stings so good.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Something is clearly wrong with me. What I'm asking is this. Have you ever hooked up with your Mom or Sister? Or Both? Oh yeah, tell me! Yeah yeah,...ungh......ug.....Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!..............</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">whew, I'm sleepy now.</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-style: italic;">-Anonymous</span><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><strong>Dear Anonymous,<br /><br />What you have is a common fetish for incest. I'd love to help you out, but I find it pretty disgusting myself. However, I've informed the local sex offender registry of your whereabouts in Liberty, South Carolina, and you should be getting a visit from a police officer within the hour.<br />Thanks for writing in.<br /><br /></strong><div style="text-align: right;"><strong>Your Friend on Earth and in Heaven,<br />Jesus Soundwave Christ<br /></strong><strong></strong></div><strong></strong></div>Jesus H. Christhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05461000336659706682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64097069186598495.post-11702585207851135522009-05-07T11:12:00.000-07:002009-05-07T11:21:00.995-07:00Always Show Your Work<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px; font-style: italic;font-family:Verdana;" ><div>Dear JC</div><div><br /></div>I know how to solved the Pell's equations </span><pre id="line1"><span class="attribute-value">x^2 - by^2 = 1</span></pre><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px; font-style: italic;font-family:Verdana;" > and </span><pre id="line1"><span class="attribute-value">x^2 - by^2 = - 1</span></pre><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px; font-style: italic;font-family:Verdana;" >, but I am interested in the more general<br /></span><pre id="line1"><span class="attribute-value">x^2 - by^2 = c</span></pre><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px; font-style: italic;font-family:Verdana;" >Now I know if we have one solution </span><pre id="line1"><span class="attribute-value">(p,q)</span></pre><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px; font-style: italic;font-family:Verdana;" > then we can find infinitely many solutions with </span><pre id="line1"><span class="attribute-value">(p - q\sqrt {b})(r - s\sqrt {b})^n</span></pre><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px; font-style: italic;font-family:Verdana;" > where </span><pre id="line1"><span class="attribute-value">(r,s)</span></pre><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px; font-style: italic;font-family:Verdana;" > is the first solution to </span><pre id="line1"><span class="attribute-value">x^2 - by^2 = 1</span></pre><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px; font-style: italic;font-family:Verdana;" ><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1241719868_0"></span> </span><div style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">My question is, how do we know when we have all the "primitive" solutions </span></span><pre id="line1"><span class="attribute-value">(p,q)</span></pre><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"> <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1241719868_1">that will generate all the solutions? (Also, is it possible that there would be infinite primitive solutions?)</span> </span></span></div><div style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Sincerely,</span></span></div><div style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Badly Learning Odd Wacked Math Equations</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dear Badly,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">NERD!!!!</span><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Verdana;" class="Apple-style-span" >Ever Patient and Kind,<br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jesus H. Christ</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;"></span></span></div></div>Jesus H. Christhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05461000336659706682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64097069186598495.post-71748142000323745922009-05-05T11:50:00.000-07:002009-05-05T11:53:49.366-07:00Bipolar Bitch<div style="font-style: italic;" id="qa_qcontent" class="qa_qcontent">Dear Jesus,<br />I am not sure how I feel about this guy. He really cares for me and likes me a lot. The only problem is that I don't really know if I like him. Some days I miss him and wish I could talk to him, but other days I forget about him and say that I don't like him. What is my problem? Why do I like him some times and others I don't?</div> <div style="text-align: right;" id="qa_qsignature" class="qa_qsignature"><span style="font-style: italic;"> Liliana G., Phoenix, AZ</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dear Liliana,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">You are seriously fucked up. The End.</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right; font-weight: bold;">Your Loving Lord,<br />Jesus H. Christ<br /></div><br /></div></div>Jesus H. Christhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05461000336659706682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64097069186598495.post-17139503963856403572009-05-05T07:49:00.000-07:002009-05-05T11:53:23.824-07:00Talkative Sheep-Fucking Fanboy<span style="font-style: italic;">Dear J-man...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">1)Are you concerned at all that your </span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1241534926_0">advice column</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> will be seen as distracting from your main role as savior of the free-world ?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">2)When you stub your toe doing stuff around the </span><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer; font-style: italic;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1241534926_1">Hall of Justice</span><span style="font-style: italic;">, whose name do you take in vain when hopping around like a MF...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">3)I think some of my co-workers might "swing from the other side of the plate"... can you provide some sort of divine light over their head, so I know who to point at and call "Rump Wrangler" ?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">4)I think </span><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; font-style: italic;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1241534926_2">Michael Bay</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> should make a movie about your life story... you could be like, walking thru </span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1241534926_3">New York</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> as a fucking 200 foot tall glowing pious dude, shooting the non-believers with your death rays while battling big fucking robot Muslims, to a backing soundtrack of Creed music. Hook it up, Jesus...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">5)Taste great or Less filling ? Spit or Swallow ?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Thanks for all of your help...</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Sheepless in </span><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer; font-style: italic;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1241534926_4">Montana</span><br /><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1241534926_4"></span></div><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1241534926_4"><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dear Sheepless,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1) Don't question my methods. I work in mysterious ways.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2) When I'm not yelling "Ow I broke my fuckin' toe!", I've been known to say "Son of Jor-El!" Gives the fanboy Christians a big chub.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3)The best way to determine this is to wait in the bathroom for one of them to come in. Tap your toe and whistle a little tune in the next stall. If he lets you suck his dick, welcome to the club.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">4) Ugh, Dad no! Michael Bay is a tool of the Devil! A big tool!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">5)I can turn jizz into wine. And I get drunk A LOT.</span><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1241534926_4"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Your Sexual Savior,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jesus H. Christ</span><br /></span><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1241534926_4"></span></div><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1241534926_4"></span>Jesus H. Christhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05461000336659706682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64097069186598495.post-92018080142551175542009-05-04T14:54:00.000-07:002009-05-05T11:54:07.041-07:00Web Help<span style="font-style: italic;">Dear JesusTalk,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">How do i get better at the internet?</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Thank you.</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Mark P. Smith</span><br /></div><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dear Mark P.,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The internet is an ever growing technological wonder, full of information that is more accessible than ever before. Your first step should be to sign up for an Internet Service Provider (or I.S.P. for short). Next you will want to open a web browser, such as Firefox or Internet Explorer. Finally, you will want to visit some websites. Below is a brief list to get you started on your way. The only limit from here, is your imagination and stamina.</span><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Your Golden Idol,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jesus H. Christ</span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">http://www.efukt.com</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">http://www.lemonparty.com</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">http://www.twogirlsonecup.com</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">http://www.meatspin.com</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">http://www.jesussaves.cc/</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">http://www.target.com</span><br /></div></div>Jesus H. Christhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05461000336659706682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64097069186598495.post-69225641390159818112009-05-04T12:10:00.000-07:002009-05-05T11:54:28.192-07:00Threespot Quandary<span id="redesign_default"><span style="font-style: italic;">Dear JesusTalk:</span><b style="font-style: italic;"><br /></b><span style="font-style: italic;">I am 25 and have been in a relationship with 26-year-old "Randolph" for two years. We, of course, have had some emotional ups and downs, but overall it's wonderful. Our sex life has also been incredible. However, about six months ago while playing fantasy games, we pretended we were in other relationships and cheating together, and this was a big turn on for me. Now, whenever we are intimate, I always have to picture him having sex with someone else in order to climax. I keep this secret from him because it is slightly worrisome to me. I often picture him with women I have small jealousies over, and this makes me climax much faster than I ever have been able to before. Should I try a threesome? (Though, the thought of him actually being with someone else does not elicit as positive a response!) Is this fantasy more normal than I think it is? — </span><i><span style="font-style: italic;"> Stuck in the Gutter</span><br /><br /></i><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dear Gutter:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Damn that's hot! Fuck yeah you should! Gimme your number and we'll hook it up. You can watch me and him go at it for a while, then you can join in. I'll bring the wine.</span><br /></span><div style="text-align: right;"><span id="redesign_default"><span style="font-weight: bold;">-Your Lord and Savior,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jesus H. Christ</span><br /></span><span id="redesign_default"></span></div>Jesus H. Christhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05461000336659706682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64097069186598495.post-3262393656615116322009-05-04T10:53:00.000-07:002009-05-05T11:55:10.617-07:00Sore, Milky Boobs<span style="font-style: italic;font-family:Arial;" >Dear Jesus Talk Time:<b><br /></b></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:Arial;" >My son is 2 years and 2 months and he loves to nurse; however, I am sometimes too distracted, irritated, etc and think it would be good to wean him. My older son is four and we stopped nursing when I was pregnant and he was two, my nipples were so sore and he was willing to stop since I wasn't producing much milk.</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" > Should I stop letting my 2 year-old nurse?</span><br /><div style="text-align: right; font-style: italic;">-Lactating in Louisiana<br /></div><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dear Lactating</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Holy shit! WTF is wrong with you?!? Boobs aren't for little kids, you fuckin' perv!! They're for grown men and women to fondle! UGH!!! I think I'm gonna be sick!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Thanks for being a loyal follower! Love ya!</span><br /><div style="text-align: right; font-weight: bold;">-Jesus H. Christ<br /></div><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><br /><br /></span>Jesus H. Christhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05461000336659706682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64097069186598495.post-51856568163038402482009-04-29T13:04:00.000-07:002009-05-05T11:55:32.695-07:00Jesus Talk is On The Air!<span style="font-weight: bold;">My name is Jesus H. Christ. I'm here to help.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Got a question for me? </span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="mailto:jesusochristo@yahoo.com">Send me questions and requests for advice</a><span style="font-weight: bold;">, and I will respond with all the answers you need. And remember, there's no such thing as a stupid question. Only stupid people who ask dumb questions.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">(Please don't confuse this with my father's blog, http://godtalk.blogspot.com/)</span>Jesus H. Christhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05461000336659706682noreply@blogger.com0